Saturday, July 30, 2011

Cruciverbalist

Cruciverbalist
Noun: A fan of crosswords.

Hey fellow cruciverbalist! How was the last crossword that you solved? Any good?

Yeah, no.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Austringer

Austringer
Noun: One that keeps goshawks.


Goshawks are birds.


I will never meet a single person that would ever use such a word.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Chthonic

Chthonic
Adjective - Relating to the underworld.


Ex: Chthonic gods often encourage the malevolence of others.


Good luck trying to pronounce that.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Chinkers

Chinkers
Noun: Coins

Example: When I was young, I spent all my chinkers at the arcade machines.

Chinkers. What does that remind you of? Asians?

Sure.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Diffibulate

Diffibulate
Verb: To unbutton, unfasten, or unbuckle.

Example: I have to diffibulate my jacket if I want to take it off.


This word is completely useless. It sounds ridiculous to say in real life. Why would anyone even bother using such a thing? It's pointless. Any of the above three words for the definition can even fit the damn thing, and it is far more specific.

It's useless. Don't use it.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Neuralgia

Neuralgia
Noun: Intense, typically intermittent pain along the course of a nerve, esp. in the head or face.

Example: Neuralgia often leads to a loss of sensory functions.




"Oh fuck I'm suffering from neuralgia!"


Nobody around you will understand.



Introductions

This is a place where you can get random words and random definitions.

You will probably never use them in your daily life.

Think of it as the useless dictionary.

However, you may learn some interesting words.